I am not sure how to start this, but after half a bottle of wine and a few bites of Vietnamese take away I think I am ready!
It is great sadness and after a wonderful year and a half I find myself well and truly single. However this time, I’m single in London. All the rules are out of the window, because dating in London is complicated. Very complicated.
In the last week I have downloaded and joined three separate online dating apps. I became reacquainted with my old friend Tinder, waited and watched nothing happen on ‘Happn’ and buzzed out of ‘Bumble.’
For those of you who are still loved up with the ‘one,’ let me explain how it all works – in fact, take this a invite to live your imaginary dating life vicariously through me…